Attention people of the world (except india) please check your milk before you guzzle it down!...thank you

i just had some lucious cookies i was going to munch and poured my self a cup of cold milk to go with those warm circles of joy, just to find out the milk had gone south. ewww it had that funky smell and left a thick milk slime trail on the sides of the cup, oooh annd it had that always changing yellow skin top. but alas that was the only milk, and you cant have warm cookies without milk soo...
i threw the cookies out
yeah right like youd believe that, yes i did it.
i drank the sour milk with my cookies-all of my cup (well except the flemmy part on the bottom) and i survived, becouse no man or woman should go through milk and water
(shudder) so please check your milk before warming any cookies or face my pllight
you may now go back to your regular scheduled lazziness."show me a person that never made a misake and i'll show you a person that never did anything, and that is the biggest mistake of all"-fred beach